Superwoman

I am Superwoman.
I went to the movies last night, I had no money. So i asked my parents if they would swap a job for some cash. They said yes.
So this morning, I mowed the grass.
All by myself.
Mostly.
I am so proud of me. I went out there, and i did it. I wore my old footy jumper, and I sweated and grunted, and the whole time I was thinking of how amazed I would be at myself when I had done it.
I did it.
I now fancy myself somewhere up there with Catwoman, Lara Croft, and Elastigirl.
You may now call me: "Super Thing", "Oh, Amazing One", "Awesome Girl", "Kid Dynamite", "Chocolate Thunder", or "Ben".

So for a major ego kick, mow your lawn.

Clash of the Titans was pretty good to. =)